Fritz Hawkey: so you don't repeat it!!you can finally understand the stories your old parents are talking aboutbecause abraham lincoln blogged that you shouldfinally... back to the future makes sense!how's that for a start?...Show more
Ayesha Genova: History is the only subject that gets harder every year. Ask your teacher how many ex-Presidents he had to keep track of. It's more interesting than Engineering. When was the last time they discovered a new number?History is like a bakery...it's gets made fresh daily.History is just Political Science in the past tense.There's no Math on the final exam.You can remember History like it was yesterday, because it was.Every day, you have the choice to study History, or make it.Really, how hard is it to remember when the War of 1812 was fought?You can't learn from your mistakes, unless you know what they were. History is civilizations compass.Your great-great-great grandparents would be proud of you....Show more
Fritz! Hawkey: Gee. This is like writing Letterman's Top 10 list.So you'll know the difference between Christopher Columbus the explorer and Christopher Columbus the singer.So you'll know that 1492 isn't just a Walmart price reduction ($14.92).So you'll know that "James A." isn't the first and middle name for the cartoon strip character "Garfield."So that when you're playing a trivia game and get asked who invented the Hoover vacuum, you don't answer "Herbert.". . . . or "J. Edgar."So that you'll know that the inventor of the Model T Ford wasn't named Gerald.So that you'll know the difference between (Vladamir) Lenin and (John) Lennon.So that you'd know which B-grade movie actor who co-starred with a chimpanzee became a well-known (and in some circles revered) U.S. President. (It was Ronald Reagan.)So that you won't snicker uncontrollably when someone refers to Piso, Commodus, Titus, Firmus, Probus, C. Nymphidius Sabinus, and Philip the Arab. (They were all Roman emperors.)Or, co! ntinuing with the theme, you won't laugh out loud at Edmund th! e Magnificent, Æthelred the Unready, or Harold Harefoot. (They were all English monarchs.)Hope that helps....Show more
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